11 Photo Proofs That Hipsters Should BE BANNED FROM FOOD

Crab mousse literally served tipped over on a PLANK instead of a plate

Can we just take a moment of silence for veganic sprouted brown rice cacao crisps

This breakfast that’s served on an actual freaking SHOWEL

This musli that is made out of flowers bc actual food is overrated

Brusselmole – Brussels sprout guacamole

Still not full? Try Kaleamole.

Prawn cocktail that is served in a bin…

An actual coconut – with a RING PULL!?

A “deconstructed Vietnamese sandwich”

Chicken, lemon, and kale sausages

CACTUS JERKEY